I am watching Grey's Anatomy while my phone syncs and within the first segment I heard a patient say "You don't know my son, there are very things more important to him than basketball." And I was all... what could be more important? MLIB.

I turned on the Super Bowl 6 minutes into the game and freaked out that it said 4th on the screen, thinking it meant 4th quarter already. MLIB.

Last night I had a dream that Allen Iverson was speaking and he said 'practice', so I went off imitating his famous rant and then he giggled and hugged me. MLIB.

Today I went up to tell my International Law professor that I could not attend the make-up session on February 6th. She then embraced me and announced to the class that she would be moving the make-up session because I am such a huge Packers fanatic and absolutely under no circumstances can I miss the Super Bowl... I didn't know the Super Bowl is on February 6th. I have a basketball game to manage that day. MLIB.

I was tired of reading articles about Carmelo Anthony and the Nets, so I went to a story: "What to look for: Conference championship games" hoping to read more mid-season predictions about the NBA playoffs. I forgot that the NFL conference championships are going on. Seriously, MLIB.

Soon after the Portland Trailblazers beat the Sacramento Kings in OT, my friend tweeted: "this makes me want to go to portland [link]". Thinking the link was for an NBA.com article or video, I clicked it. It took me to a website about some show called Portlandia. MLIB.

Today I was really jealous upon reading my friend's tweet, "Just got summoned by birdman #brrrr", thinking Chris Anderson summoned her. Please refer to a similar misunderstanding on January 18th. MLIB.